- Hair stylist: sorry, the water might be a little hot.
- Me: I AM DAENERYS STORMBORN, MOTHER OF DRAGONS
i always think about this when I’m at the movies
My butts too big to go that way :(
I give them the crotch with a bit of a pelvic thrust
How do YOU view the Republican party survey.
STEPHEN COLBERT JUST KNOCKED IT OUT THE PARK.